There’s this great thing that some bakeries offer to engaged couples…. wedding cake tasting appointments!
David and I saved our cheat hour for the amazing cake-tasting event at the Torrance Bakery today since they are one of the sponsors of the Ultimate Wedding Experience. They brought out a selection of:
- White cake with fudge filling
- White cake with lemon filling
- Strawberry angel food cake
- Banana nut with custard filling
- Red velvet with cream cheese frosting
- Chocolate cake with raspberry filling
Each one was more delicious than the last. You’ve never heard more “Mmmmm!!!” sounds from a couple in your life. (At least not in public.) But in the end, you’ve got to pick a favorite — and David and I LOVE chocolate so we knew our cake was going to be chocolate with some fudge in there.
We were told initially that we couldn’t get chocolate icing but when we were flipping through the cake book, David found a chocolate wedding cake with chocolate flowers… and his face lit up.
“Could we get THAT?”
The lovely woman helping us couldn’t have been nicer or more excited for us when we told her that we were one of the wedding contest finalists. She brought us out the cake samples, some bottled water to clear our palate in between flavors, told us what size cake we’d get if we won, and shared our enthusiasm for the joy of picking out this wedding-day delight.
She laughed, “Well, you can get chocolate fondant with the sugar flowers for a premium, if you like.”
And David said, “Yes, we’ll take the chocolate cake with chocolate filling with chocolate, chocolate, chocolate…”
And I added laughing, “Yes, can we get it with chocolate forks, chocolate napkins, on chocolate plates served by chocolate people?”
The lady laughed, “We’re still working on the technology to make everything chocolate.”
It wasn’t until a few minutes later that it struck me.
I said “chocolate people” to this woman — who happens to be African American. OMG. She probably thinks I’m a racist – when I was truly just taking a walk down chocolate lane in my mind like Homer Simpson in that episode when he dreams of the land of chocolate…
When we left, I turned to David and said, “That was really fun and I loved all of those cakes… but…um… CHOCOLATE PEOPLE?!!! WHAT. WAS. I. THINKING?!!!”
He laughed hysterically, “I knew you were just going with the chocolate extreme scenario…”
“OMG. Do you think I offended her?” Then I slapped him playfully, “Why didn’t you SAVE me?!!”
“What was I supposed to say? That it’s ok because my stepdad is black? That would have made things worse.”
I both laughed at my ridiculously inappropriate comment… and groaned all the way home. I wasn’t planning on eating my foot today, too.